Earthquake - 8.23.11

by Joe Petro

How it all shook out... in the comedy world.

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Not to panic anyone in NYC, but a screaming John Cusack just drove by in a limo that was missing a door.

pattonoswalt

pattonoswaltPatton Oswalt
Oh, God. What did you do to her? RT @chrisbrown Please pray for Virginia.

DannyZuker

DannyZukerDanny Zuker
Be prepared to be told that It was Zombie Bin Laden furiously shaking the ocean floor.

friedmanjon

friedmanjonJon Friedman
Earthquake on East Coast, I bet 3-7 Super Funny Dudes attributed it to their farts.

paulscheer

paulscheerPaul Scheer
My heart goes out to the victims of all these shitty earthquake 'jokes'

EliBraden

EliBradenEli Braden
Has anyone checked on Joe Biden's mini porcelain roadster collection?

dadourianbow

dadourianbowEric Dadourian
My mom once called when it was cold out to tell me to run inside if my extremities start tingling, hasn't called about the earthquake yet.

friedmanjon

friedmanjonJon Friedman
Someday the east coast dry cleaning industry will refer to today as "Brown Tuesday".

JElvisWeinstein

JElvisWeinsteinJosh Weinstein
Can't believe Obama went on vacation right before an earthquake.

Rinemania

RinemaniaJon Rineman
Maybe this quake will inspire a disaster movie where a lot of famous landmarks are destroyed. Someone should do that.

JElvisWeinstein

JElvisWeinsteinJosh Weinstein
Hope everyone I like in New York is safe.

MikeDrucker

MikeDruckerMike Drucker
Still no reports of injuries or death yet! Hurry up and get your jokes in!!

Rinemania

RinemaniaJon Rineman
U.S. Geological Survey PANS northeast earthquake, gives it a 5.8

ryanpitchfork

ryanpitchforkRyan Schreiber
Is the Earthquake in Mineral Virginia, an alleged "gold-mining town" related to the island? Hmmm. What date is it today?

DamonLindelof

DamonLindelofDamon Lindelof
I really wish Yakov Smirnov were here to give us a mirthquake.

eliroth

elirothEli Roth
I'd love to get together with some comedians to brainstorm jokes about the earthquake that we could post on Twitter.com tomorrow. #twitter

danklein_is_fat

danklein_is_fatDan Klein
THE 8/23 EARTHQUAKE WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!! PLZ RT TO GET THE TRUTH OUT THERE!

jenstatsky

jenstatskyJen Statsky
Next time the Virginia earth shakes, I will hold it still. #earthquake

JudahWorldChamp

JudahWorldChampJudah Friedlander
These hilarious quake tweets ought to be called "laughter shocks!"

80miles

80milesA.D. Miles
Alec Baldwin and Jimmy Fallon predicted this earthquake in 1998.

friedmanjon

friedmanjonJon Friedman
Quote from my mom in Central NJ (who's fine). "So strange. Nothing ever happens in NJ, except higher property taxes." #Earthquake

BonnieBernstein

BonnieBernsteinBonnie Bernstein
DC Earthquake Devastation
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Thanks to all of you for your kind words of support, as we look to recover from the devastation of today's quake!

DC Earthquake Devastation - jmckinley's posterous

DC Earthquake Devastation - jmckinley's posterous
REMEMBER: You can out run the cold. #earthquake #dayaftertomorrow

theanthonyking

theanthonykingAnthony King
ALSO NEW YORK. GOOD JOB NEW YORK POST. RT @NewYorkPost: BREAKING EARTHQUAKE HITS WASHINGTON DC

JoeMande

JoeMandeJoe Mande
5.8 magnitude in Mineral, Virginia according to US Geological Survey

AntDeRosa

AntDeRosaAnthony De Rosa
I didn't feel the earthquake. Do it again.

maxsilvestri

maxsilvestriMax Silvestri
NJ, DC, and NYC reporting shaking

AntDeRosa

AntDeRosaAnthony De Rosa
I JUST FELT IT! EARTHQUAKE! TIMES SQUARE? MORE LIKE TIMES SHAKE!

saraschaefer1

saraschaefer1Sara Schaefer
Building swaying a bit here in NYC, 3 Times Square

AntDeRosa

AntDeRosaAnthony De Rosa